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All 5 Feet and 10 Inches of Me is Filled With Narcissism and Jason Todd Love

  • holyfuckabear:

    amez-santiago:

    Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x)

    It’s funny to see all the people reblogging this completely unaware that these three worked together for Y E A R S of course they have a John impression

    (via joshuawashinton)

  • soft-symbiote:

    the-thought-emporium-imperial:

    oddityball:

    I LOVE THAT THEY KEEP PICKING UP MORE OMG

    Man, The Spiderverse movie looks rough as hell.

    can you imagine being at this con dressed as spiderman and this caravan passes by and you’re like “…I gotta go” and leave your friends in the dust

    (Source: meme-theft, via theripplingwave)

  • color-mein:

    robotlyra:

    nadiaoxford:

    I don’t know a word of Korean, but I love how I can tell the chat is clearly cracking up at this.

    “LOL I’M DRIVING” is a universal experience

    i can translate some of what the guy is saying! the chat is a little too tiny for me to read oof, but after the streamer sizes the livestream of himself down and puts it in the driver seat, the chat literally BLOWS UP with the Korean-approximation of “LMAOOOO” and “LOOOOOOL”

    here’s what the guy is saying:

    “oh, wait, a bus?? I’m driving a bus?”

    “okay, hold on, there’s something i wanted to try!”

    after shrinking himself and placing himself in the driver seat: “oh!! oh, i can go like this!! hey, friends, i’ll drive carefully! don’t worry!! just trust this man! trust him! you understand? let’s go! ah, i wanted to try this! (he gets cut off here)”

    (via handjob)

  • the-nothing-maker:

    when i was a kid, i thought shonen heroes kind of overdid the “friendship is important” thing, but now that i’ve grown up i find myself tearing up and my heart grows three sizes sometimes when my friends call me by pet names or just do the smallest stuff for me like printing things and like… I’m sorry I doubted you naruto you were right all along my friends ARE my heart

    (via kuradoodles)

  • feynites:

    Coco and Moana both teach kids the rare-but-important lesson that sometimes parents who love you, but who have been through traumatic things in the past, can make bad decisions for you out of fear.

    This is an important distinction from the usual varieties of parents where either they are evil and do bad things to their children, or are good and it turns out that their actions were right all along, even if the child didn’t understand at the time.

    Loving parents, families who genuinely care about their kids, can still end up stifling them in an effort to keep them safe. It’s hard to shoulder the responsibility of protecting and guiding another human, and so it’s easy to mess it up from time to time, even when you don’t mean to. Chief Tui didn’t want Moana to drown in the ocean. Mama Imelda didn’t want Miguel to abandon everything else in pursuit of music. 

    Their fears came from understandable places. From genuine trauma, and bad things that had happened to them.

    But they were also both wrong. If Moana hadn’t sailed off to find Maui and restore things, she would have died on the ‘safe’ island along with everyone else. If Miguel had been forced to give up his music, he would have only continued to resent his family, and would have lost the closeness they had through another, different kind of tragedy.

    It was important that they learn where their loved ones were coming from. But in the end, they were right to change things, too.

    (via kuradoodles)

  • 124:

    catastrophic-success:

    terpsikeraunos:

    on the one hand there are many aspects of academia that should be criticized but on the other hand i’m concerned about the rise of anti-intellectualism as a tool of fascism

    Hey yo what the fuck does this say in English? Because if you can’t explain in layman’s terms you’re not doing a good job of getting your point across to everyone.

    hey man i think you might just be dumb

    (via unpretty)

  • mens-rights-activia:

    mens-rights-activia:

    mens-rights-activia:

    How people be acting every time there’s a blizzard coming 😒😒😒

    The sequel:

    @fatbitchneedsfoodbadly

  • laughingstation:

    you promised these kids krabby the clown

    but all i saw was

    image

    cheapy the cheapskate

    (Source: youcouldstopat5or6stores, via thebootydiaries)